Merry Hempsters: Vegan Hemp Balm

I always pass by these when I visit Whole Foods, but finally decided to take the plunge when I was ordering some stuff from Vegan Essentials. At $2.50, I didn't think I had much to loose. Plus, the customer reviews were pretty good.

Look/First Impressions: Brightly colored labels with a smiling sun! I thought they were pretty cute, until I opened the tube. The balm has a greenish tinge, that's not even remotely appealing.

Smell/Taste: I ordered cinnamon because I don't have any balms of that flavor, and it smells exactly as it should. The taste is slightly earthy. I was also given a free sample of the peppermint flavor with my order, but that one smelled like wet dirt. I was disappointed, since mint is my favorite flavor. I kinda wish I tried Mandarin or Vanilla instead.

Feel: The cinnamon had a wonderful feeling going over my lips, and I felt adequately coated after one swipe. However, my lips started going numb after a few minutes and it was really burning! I tried to be tough, but the burning wouldn't stop. It also began getting clumpy, and I had to wipe it off. The peppermint one was so darn waxy, I couldn't even apply it to my lips. It felt like rubbing a smooth stone over my mouth. After reading all the good reviews, I think I may have just gotten one from a bad batch.

Overall: Vegans beware! There are better balms out there for you. My experience was terrible, and I won't try this brand again. To top everything off, the wheel was broken and I couldn't roll it down after use. Kinda cool that its made from hemp, but its the worst balm I've ever tried. 1 out of 5 stars. (website)